As you read the comic you will realize that Chris (Me) and Dean (Nazi Asshole) don't exactly like each other. Then again, no one in the comic likes Dean. It's because Chris loathes hate groups, and Dean loathes Chris. Now, on to the Rant!

The Sinister Chris vs. Racial Hate Groups

Out of all the things on this earth that I absolutely despise, hate groups are in the top five, guaranteed! Who am I kidding, hate groups take up the top wrung among my "Psychotic Fucking Hatred" list. They're tied with rapist and child molesters. I fucking hate these skinheads, holier than thou, white supremist pieces of shit! There's nothing to like about them. They hate people because of the way they look or what their religion is. This is so fucked up it makes me fucking ill. "Our race is the superior race." The fuck is that shit? Last time I checked our "race" is homo sapien. You don't see chickens pecking each others eyes out because they have different colored feathers! One of the funniest things about the "White Supremacy" thing is that they base it off of color of skin. The reason that this is so funny is that the darker your skin is the less likely you are to get sun burns or develop skin related diseases like skin cancer and shit. So if you're basing off of skin color people with darker skin are actually superior. Stick that in your fucking pipe and smoke it ya goddamn nazi assholes! Here's a fun little tidbit: There are actually white supremist bands. This blows my fucking mind. I saw a thing on it on VH1. There's over sixty of these neo-nazi asshole bands in the United States alone! That's one for each of the states and 10 left over for the southern states to share. The funny thing is that they openly hate anybody that doesn't look like these fucking clones yet they refused to show their faces on tv. They were blurred out AND they had the voice changing shit on too. If I were VH1 I would have given everybody these dickhead's addresses so that a group of people can go mob justice on these assholes. The worst thing though. These foreskinheads (He he, play on words) are breeding. I was watchin' the news a while back and the mayor of one of the cities in Idaho actually let these KKK wastes of orgasms have a march and they had this 5 year old girl on the news doin' that heil Hitler wave shit. That... Pissed me off so bad i almost drove over there myself and personally kicked the ass of all those mother fuckers. Apparently the politically correct term for them now is "White Separatists"... Like I fucking care. White separatists... "We don't 'hate' people with darker skin, we just don't want to live near then or let our children play with them." That's a bunch of shit. Why should I call them by a politically correct name when they refer to people with darker skin as "Mud people." What the fuck is that?!?!?!?! Huh? That has got to be one of the most horrible phrases I've ever heard. I want to find the person that coined that term and fucking give the asshole paper cuts on the end of his dick and squeeze lemon juice on the cuts! Yeah! Bet that made ya cringe didn't it! On a lighter note. The compound that those assholes in Idaho were living in was closed, the buildings were burned and used for training firefighters, and after they cleared the lots and cleaned it up they turned it in to an equal rights meeting place.

Talk about poetic justice,
The Sinister Chris